{"product_id":"confuse-us-says","title":"Confuse Us Says","description":"101 original quacks of crooked wisdom about work, money, marriage, family, food, aging, faith, and the everyday disasters of being human—illustrated with dry, vintage-style editorial cartoons.\n\nFull retail description\n\nAncient wisdom. Slightly bent.\n\nConfuse Us has lived long enough to know a few things. He’s also lived long enough to know he doesn’t.\n\nInside are 101 original quacks of questionable wisdom about work, money, marriage, family, food, aging, friendship, faith, mistakes, and the many ways people make life harder than it needs to be.\n\nEach observation begins somewhere near common sense, wanders through a bad decision or two, and somehow finds its way back to something suspiciously true. Accompanied by expressive editorial-style cartoons, Confuse Us Says is equal parts humor book, gift book, accidental philosophy, and proof that wisdom often arrives just after it would have been useful.\n\nSome will make you laugh.\nSome will make you nod.\nA few may explain your relatives.\n\nSit down. Pour a drink. Turn the page. He’s got something to say.","brand":"BYION ENTERPRISES","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48177823678629,"sku":"jmzm2x","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/3303\/0309\/files\/e72ere6-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1787486964","url":"https:\/\/qdjejq-0y.myshopify.com\/products\/confuse-us-says","provider":"BYION ENTERPRISES","version":"1.0","type":"link"}